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Oh Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.

June 13, 2012

I hate SEO people. Seriously, they’re the bottom feeders of the internet. If you follow good practices of internet content & web design, your site is naturally going to rank better in search. But I love when SEO people email me to offer me their services.

Hi

We are leading SEO service provider and web Development Company. We are expert in PHP,.NET, and many open sources like Joomla, Drupal, WordPress, Oscommerse ,Zencart and Blog Management. We offer best of quality work to our clients at the lowest possible prices. We can quickly promote your website.

We can place your website on top of the Natural Listings on Google, Yahoo and MSN. We do not use “”link farms”" or “”black hat”" methods that Google and the other search engines frown upon and can use to de-list or ban your site. . Price is never a constraint with us because we take pride in handling challenging work.

We would be happy to send you best fit proposal for web development and designing and if you have a SEO requirement we will send you a proposal using the top search phrases for your area of expertise.

In order for us to respond to your request for information, please include your company’s website address (mandatory) and /or phone number.

Sincerely,
Jenny Allen

jennyseomarketing010@gmail.com
COMPLETE INTERNET MARKETING SOLUTION
SEO – Link Building – Copyright – Web Designing – PHP

Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.

Hi, Jenny -

While I appreciate the offer of your services, I believe the lack of a URL to a website that offers more details, the use of a Gmail address, and the fact that you can get me listed in “MSN” all prove that your skills may not be exactly what you suggest they are. MSN was replaced by Bing three years ago and Yahoo!’s search now uses Bing in the backend.

Using the most current information, an email address with a non-free domain name, and actually providing links to your content are all basics of SEO. A task that you’ve shown you’re not up to.

Please remove us from your mailing lists and refrain from contacting us again.

- Robert M.

 

(PS, see all those tags at the bottom of this post? Since you provide no information about yourself, Jenny… Now I’ll rank better when people search for Jenny Allen SEO.)

 

UPDATE 6/15/12:

If you search JENNY ALLEN SEO on Google, I’m now the number one result. So yeah, Jenny… that’s how you do SEO.

Why blogs aren’t as important as they used to be.

January 1, 2012

Remember back, oh… six or so years ago?

Everyone had a blog. Every single person on the face of the planet has a WordPress, Movable Type, Livejournal, Blogger, etc etc… and now no one does.

Why?

Social networks have killed blogging. Simple as that. Most of the little things we posted on our blogs, we can now use Twitter and Facebook and cast a wider net. So why blog?

This year, I’ve decided to change my thinking about blogging. It’s something I’ve long enjoyed, but never get around to. So those little things, you’ll see on facebook and twitter, but you’ll start to see more and more long format things here.

Hopefully.

but whenever monday comes…

November 26, 2011

I know no one is here, it’s just me and my blog again. I think I’ve always liked it that way, when it was just me and a tiny pixelated journal. I’m sure one of these days, someone will stumble across this all again and read it. But if I weren’t crying for attention in some fashion, I really wouldn’t have started writing on the internet, now would I?

I’ve been wanting to start blogging again for a long while, but I keep putting it off. I’ll do it tomorrow, or the first of the month, January 1st… next Monday for sure.

I’ve decided that I just need to write and to write for myself. So, don’t expect it to be good. Just expect a word count. (127 so far, bitches.)

That’s right, fuckers. I’m back.

Blondie Influenced by the good Doctor?

August 4, 2011

Blondie influenced by Doctor Who? (Mp3 Link)

I’ve noticed that when listening to the Long Version of Blondie’s Call Me, that a section right around 5:26 thru 6:20 seems to heavily reference the Doctor Who theme. It’s a section that is completely missing from the single version.

You have to admit that a song called “Call Me” would make sense for a man who hangs out in one of these:

videos:
Blondie:

Doctor Who:

April 2, 2010

Starting a KnitKnerd section on Malbela. Maybe this will inspire some actual friggin’ posts.

Happy In Paraguay.

January 12, 2010


Let’s put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.

( I am quickly getting addicted to Day Job Orchestra.)

Shocking developments.

January 12, 2010

Last night was hell.

I couldn’t get to sleep for the life of me and when I finally started to drift off, the brain jolts set in.

Brain Jolt is an unfortunate side affect of my medicine and is a little hard to explain. Here… shake your head really hard from side to side… feel your brain rattling in your head? Now have it happen with no warning at 3am when you’re trying to sleep. Oh, and it goes from head to toe, as it spreads out over the nerves in your body.

Sometimes you get a little zap. Sometimes a little sting. Sometimes a little shiver like a rabbit jumped over my grave… Other times you feel like someone’s taken a cattle prod to you. It’s like gnawing on a electric cord.

And it always happens at 3am, which is odd. Jolts are normally a withdrawal symptom, but i take my medicine around 10 or 11 at night. Which means at 3am, it should be the height of the levels of medicine in my system.

Not fun and people wonder why I sleep thru my alarm sometimes.

Of course, I know they seem to to happen more when I’m stressed and I am stressed a lot lately. So, if you’re mean to me… remember that you’re electrocuting me at 3am. Just so ya know.