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Our sense of humor is wasted on the French.
It finally happened.
I just tried to close my browser by clicking in the upper left hand corner.
I’m not using the mac right now.
Jenn, you’ve finally fully converted me.
Damn you.
Twitter / aristan- aristan: Ugh. Got a case of the brain zaps because 2 days of throwing up mean no meds in my system. Would take them now, but they won't help #zap May 17, 2012
- aristan: @vonOberst Geese are only good for two things: Foie Gras and shitting on side walks at the park. May 16, 2012
- aristan: @TheRealStanlee is working with both @AdrianneCurry & @TheRealElvira. He's just surrounding himself with hot babes these days. May 16, 2012
- aristan: Avengers hits $1 billion in box office. Obviously it would have hit a trillion if it weren't for all those PIRATES! #MOREDRMPLZ May 16, 2012
- aristan: @vonOberst and when you do a line of coke off of them, you don't know when to stop! May 16, 2012
(tears welling in eyes) I… am… so… PROUD… of … you! (sniff)
One small step for Robert, one huge step for Mac-kind!
I knew you’d come around.
COME BACK TO THE LIGHT! Robert, please…