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Our sense of humor is wasted on the French.
“And then she hit my Gspot…”
Lauren is a true goddess. Thanks to her, I’m now the proud owner of a Gmail account.
Of course I know my luck… it’ll come out of Beta tomorrow. and my invites will be worthless. But until then… anyone got an Orkut invite to trade?
Twitter / aristan- aristan: RT @Evie_Harris: Why isn't one of them "I'm dying"??? Top five regrets of the dying http://t.co/gLP2tZbm February 2, 2012
- aristan: @Evie_Harris It seems to me they boil down to "wish I'd been lazier, bitchier, and had thought less of others." #enlightened February 2, 2012
- aristan: Just because you've got a vagina doesn't make you magically not sexist. #TheMoreYouKnow #shootingrainbowstar February 2, 2012
- aristan: @daringfireball ugh. She doesn't seem to understand that her comment was sexist. And now she's having a "gruber's so mean!" pity party. February 2, 2012
- aristan: RT @SarahKSilverman: One thing that's really fun to make when you're really fucked up is big decisions February 2, 2012
I don’t know what the fuck you just said…but you special. you reached out, and touched a brotha’s heart. (Jay and Silent Bob…nevermind)
*falls over*
Oh, just get married already. *joking*
“What the f*ck is the internet?!”