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Twitter / aristan- aristan: RT @Evie_Harris: Why isn't one of them "I'm dying"??? Top five regrets of the dying http://t.co/gLP2tZbm February 2, 2012
- aristan: @Evie_Harris It seems to me they boil down to "wish I'd been lazier, bitchier, and had thought less of others." #enlightened February 2, 2012
- aristan: Just because you've got a vagina doesn't make you magically not sexist. #TheMoreYouKnow #shootingrainbowstar February 2, 2012
- aristan: @daringfireball ugh. She doesn't seem to understand that her comment was sexist. And now she's having a "gruber's so mean!" pity party. February 2, 2012
- aristan: RT @SarahKSilverman: One thing that's really fun to make when you're really fucked up is big decisions February 2, 2012
cigarettes are bad ummkay? Besides, what’s the point of smoking something that isn’t at least gonna get u high? Priorities man, priorities. Kids though, that bothers me, they ain’t got their priorities strait. they’re fuckin kids-they don’t know what the hell is going on, and besides, it was always a bitch to get somebody to buy cigarettes or alchol for me, but i could always score some pot in the bathroom in-between classes. Ponder on that