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Mac Whoredom Example #88912
This afternoon I was cleaning the kitchen and watching the Powerpuff Girls as I did. It happened to be an episode I hadn’t see before. This episode guest starred Phyllis Diller as Mask Scara, the Make Up Tychoon turned Evil Genius.
So… here’s the mac whoredom:
As The Professor is in his lab using his supercomputer to come up with his plan, you know the one that involves creating a computer virus to access the communications network and embed itself in humans, causing them to cluck like a chicken and have an itchy rash (with or without excessive hair growth.)… you know… that one?
Well I noticed that The Professor was using OSX! I was like pointing it out to everyone in the house. Of course they don’t know what OSX looks like. I’d really like to know what icons The Professor has on his Dock. I’m sure someone can get screenshots next time it’s played and we can find out ^^
Yours,
the mac whore
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hey man, who you callin a whore? Don’t make me climb out this computer and beat you like I beat that bitch-ass Windows…
Aris…why don’t you just buy a Mac?
You know… that’s a good question. I want one… but Xplo has one too. Do I really want to have something in common with Xplo?
I mean, other than being a smart ass white boy?
Aris…you both like anime. that’s something in common already, isn’t it?
Come on, you’re a techie. You’re supposed to wear emo glasses, write angsty poetry about servers not working and Windows sucking, and own a Mac.
the server crashed
data lost in ether
may pull trigger