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Our sense of humor is wasted on the French.
And what title has Bush won lately?
(well, I guess he gets to be a comic book character.)
Twitter / aristan- aristan: Ugh. Got a case of the brain zaps because 2 days of throwing up mean no meds in my system. Would take them now, but they won't help #zap May 17, 2012
- aristan: @vonOberst Geese are only good for two things: Foie Gras and shitting on side walks at the park. May 16, 2012
- aristan: @TheRealStanlee is working with both @AdrianneCurry & @TheRealElvira. He's just surrounding himself with hot babes these days. May 16, 2012
- aristan: Avengers hits $1 billion in box office. Obviously it would have hit a trillion if it weren't for all those PIRATES! #MOREDRMPLZ May 16, 2012
- aristan: @vonOberst and when you do a line of coke off of them, you don't know when to stop! May 16, 2012
Maybe we can nominate John F’n Kerry for an Oscar for best fictional work for those dramatic reenactments he filmed of his “battles”. The fictional categories are getting tougher though, Michael Moore will be there soon with his new release “American Hypocrite”
Bush won the local Knights of Columbus speech contest with his speech entitled “Don’t Mess with Texas”.BTW, the Will Farrell thing is hilarious!