Maybe we can nominate John F’n Kerry for an Oscar for best fictional work for those dramatic reenactments he filmed of his “battles”. The fictional categories are getting tougher though, Michael Moore will be there soon with his new release “American Hypocrite”
Bush won the local Knights of Columbus speech contest with his speech entitled “Don’t Mess with Texas”.BTW, the Will Farrell thing is hilarious!
Eh, this is why you’re really here.
I like to think of these as my greatest hits. They're numbered, but in really no particular order:
Maybe we can nominate John F’n Kerry for an Oscar for best fictional work for those dramatic reenactments he filmed of his “battles”. The fictional categories are getting tougher though, Michael Moore will be there soon with his new release “American Hypocrite”
Bush won the local Knights of Columbus speech contest with his speech entitled “Don’t Mess with Texas”.BTW, the Will Farrell thing is hilarious!