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Sometimes, when you’re wandering the internet, you come upon some strange and interesting sites. Though, most times they’re just strange.

During my wanderings tonight, I stumbled upon a site that had some interesting poetry, written by a young poet.

One time there was a big girl.
Now there was a good girl,
I runned to her,
She runs to me,
Then she goes sweaty,
And I go sweaty,
But why?
But why?
And then we started to kiss.
And then we stopped and hugged.
But why why why why.

Because there was a little girl transformed into a big girl.
Then she transformed into rainbow flashing.
And then a heart came up, raining hearts.
She runs away from it.
The heart follows
The moon follows
The nice follows her
I don’t know her.
But she knows me.

Wanna know more about this poem & the poet? (Yes. Yes you do.)

The poem is about one of the heros in the popular Harry Potter Series. No… not Snape. Good guess though.

This kid has the hots for Hermione.

The original title of the poem is “I Kiss Hermione”

The poet is a Six year old Canadian boy who loves lego, harry potter and making out with Hermione Granger apparently. Hermione was unavailable for comment.

I could so easily take this to the coffee house, leave off the title, and dramatically read it. It’d be a hit. They’d tell me I’m deep and someone would by me a latte.

It’s like cool, daddio.