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Our sense of humor is wasted on the French.
I’ll be sad…
You know what…
I’ll be sad if Bush isn’t reelected. If he’s not in office, who will I have to make fun of? I mean, there’s just so many times you can say “John Kerry looks like one of those apple trees from The Wizard Of Oz” before it gets old.
I’m just saying…
Twitter / aristan- aristan: Ugh. Got a case of the brain zaps because 2 days of throwing up mean no meds in my system. Would take them now, but they won't help #zap May 17, 2012
- aristan: @vonOberst Geese are only good for two things: Foie Gras and shitting on side walks at the park. May 16, 2012
- aristan: @TheRealStanlee is working with both @AdrianneCurry & @TheRealElvira. He's just surrounding himself with hot babes these days. May 16, 2012
- aristan: Avengers hits $1 billion in box office. Obviously it would have hit a trillion if it weren't for all those PIRATES! #MOREDRMPLZ May 16, 2012
- aristan: @vonOberst and when you do a line of coke off of them, you don't know when to stop! May 16, 2012
Yeah, that’s the only bad thing if (when!!) Dubya loses…I’ll miss the quotables, but it’s a small price to pay for getting a sub-human away from our stockpile of nu-ku-lur weapons.