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Devil’s Haircut
I said I was going to do it.
And then I did.
HAH!
(BTW, note to Dave Beckham, assorted Boyband Members and Tennis players. This hairstyle is officially out now. Please update your look. Thank you, The Management.)
Twitter / aristan- aristan: Ugh. Got a case of the brain zaps because 2 days of throwing up mean no meds in my system. Would take them now, but they won't help #zap May 17, 2012
- aristan: @vonOberst Geese are only good for two things: Foie Gras and shitting on side walks at the park. May 16, 2012
- aristan: @TheRealStanlee is working with both @AdrianneCurry & @TheRealElvira. He's just surrounding himself with hot babes these days. May 16, 2012
- aristan: Avengers hits $1 billion in box office. Obviously it would have hit a trillion if it weren't for all those PIRATES! #MOREDRMPLZ May 16, 2012
- aristan: @vonOberst and when you do a line of coke off of them, you don't know when to stop! May 16, 2012