Dear Doctor…
by aristan on Nov.29, 2004, under Uncategorized
Dear Dr. Atkins,
Pray for us sinners in our hour of need and forgive me for I am about to sin. And really bad too.
There’s a cheesecake in the fridge and I am not strong.
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November 30th, 2004 on 5:59 pm
Come to the carb side! Mwhahahahahahahaha!!!!