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Titles I’ve given out at work today…

by aristan on Nov.20, 2005, under Uncategorized

Valerie:

  • Bulk Manager
  • Bulk Guru
  • Bulk Messiah (She keeps resurrecting the dried fruit. Stupid apples.)

Jamie:

  • Bulk Coordinator
  • Really Really Really Emo Bulk Manager (Pecans make her sad. She wrote a song about it and Rivers Cuomo wrote the chorus.)

Chante:

  • Acting Supervisor To The Assistant For The Manager Of The Bulk Supervisor And Orange Buyer (But Not The Stupid Valencias)
  • Bulk Prima Donna (YOU WILL SUBMIT!)

Debbie:

  • Bulk Understudy
  • Magical Princess Bulkina (She can turn you into Quinoa with a single thought. Just try her.)

Mia

  • Manager In Charge Of Brazil Nuts (She’s from there, she should know)

Boris

  • Bulk Break Coordinator (Back In Five)

Myself:

  • Manager Of Unmanagable Things
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