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Our sense of humor is wasted on the French.
Madonna: Truly Truly Truly Outrageous.
Mads, I’m puzzled.
I realize that most people think you’re doing a take on the 70′s, trying to look glam. But I know know the truth.
You’re Really Jem, aren’t you?
| Madonna | Jem |
|---|---|
| Singing Star | Singing Star |
| Blonde Feathered Hair | Blonde & Pink Feathered Hair |
| A passion for purple and pink. | A passion for purple and pink |
| A single name. | A single name. |
| Used Video Technology to appear where she’s not | Used Holographic Technology to appear who she’s not |
| HUGE in the 80′s | HUGE in the 80′s |
| Arch Rival: Kylie, Various ‘It’ Girls | Arch Rival: The Misfits, Barbie |
| Runs a record company | Runs a record company |
| Eldest Daughter of an Engineer | Eldest Daughter of an Engineer |
| Mother died when young | Mother died when young |
No Pants |
No Pants |
So, Mads… I realize Jem was patterned after you. But did you have to become her?
UPDATE (2/12): OMG, Trent linked me!!!!1111oneoneonefiveeleven!
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