Madonna: Truly Truly Truly Outrageous.

by aristan on Feb.11, 2006, under Uncategorized

Truly Truly Outrageous

Mads, I’m puzzled.

I realize that most people think you’re doing a take on the 70’s, trying to look glam. But I know know the truth.

You’re Really Jem, aren’t you?

Madonna	Jem
Singing Star	Singing Star
Blonde Feathered Hair	Blonde & Pink Feathered Hair
A passion for purple and pink.	A passion for purple and pink
A single name.	A single name.
Used Video Technology to appear where she’s not	Used Holographic Technology to appear who she’s not
HUGE in the 80’s	HUGE in the 80’s
Arch Rival: Kylie, Various ‘It’ Girls	Arch Rival: The Misfits, Barbie
Runs a record company	Runs a record company
Eldest Daughter of an Engineer	Eldest Daughter of an Engineer
Mother died when young	Mother died when young
No Pants	No Pants

So, Mads… I realize Jem was patterned after you. But did you have to become her?

UPDATE (2/12): OMG, Trent linked me!!!!1111oneoneonefiveeleven!

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