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I like to think of these as my greatest hits. They're numbered, but in really no particular order:

1.Hobbits are very very gay.
2. Dear Crazy Hosting...
3. Please Stop Giving Kevin Federline A Bath.
4. Reader Mail: The Question of Hobbits.
5. Lestat then slurred, "Screw you guys, I'm going home." (Or, My thoughts on Anne Rice)
6. I wish to register a complaint. (A letter to Axe Deodorant)
7. Jordan Catalano wants to kick my ass after class.

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