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I mean, seriously… everytime I see Star Jones, she looks more and more like a drag queen. There’s a magazine cover at work that shows her holding a jacket over her with no shirt… it looks like she has a completely flat chest. No wonder she went to have surgery on them.
At least we can remember the good old days…
and yes… this is what we call a quiet relaunch.
Mads, I’m puzzled.
I realize that most people think you’re doing a take on the 70′s, trying to look glam. But I know know the truth.
You’re Really Jem, aren’t you?
| Madonna | Jem |
|---|---|
| Singing Star | Singing Star |
| Blonde Feathered Hair | Blonde & Pink Feathered Hair |
| A passion for purple and pink. | A passion for purple and pink |
| A single name. | A single name. |
| Used Video Technology to appear where she’s not | Used Holographic Technology to appear who she’s not |
| HUGE in the 80′s | HUGE in the 80′s |
| Arch Rival: Kylie, Various ‘It’ Girls | Arch Rival: The Misfits, Barbie |
| Runs a record company | Runs a record company |
| Eldest Daughter of an Engineer | Eldest Daughter of an Engineer |
| Mother died when young | Mother died when young |
No Pants |
No Pants |
So, Mads… I realize Jem was patterned after you. But did you have to become her?
UPDATE (2/12): OMG, Trent linked me!!!!1111oneoneonefiveeleven!
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Just playing with photoshop & some filters. Really like the photo of Jake. Lots of brushes & filters to give a really grungy look.
Sure, the MacBook came out today. Sure the announcement should have be sent to current iMac & Powerbook owners with an video attachment of Jobs mooning us. But I’m still happy with my Powerbook.
Especially now that Front Row runs on it with my AirClick.
Video will return when it’s not ass.