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This is what I do in class when I’m bored. We don’t doodle on our notebooks anymore since they invented Photoshop. The internet is my Trapper Keeper.

Those are my favorite Brushes that used to be available through Nocturna, btw. Anyone know why she killed her site?

Jason Kottke posted a link to an piece about OnStar over at The Morning News.

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Someone tell me why I’ve been listening to The Streets and Blur all morning, please.

I wonder if Harold notices I stopped paying attention to him about 10 minutes ago.

Roar.

Amazon.Com Review for Daft Punk’s Movie Interstella5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem:

Word’s cannot describe how awesome this DVD is. So instead:
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take the emo quiz created by jessi

So… I’m emo? That doesn’t make sense… nothing does… nothing ever does. That makes me sad. again. Now, please excuse me while I hide in my room listening to weezer & looking for my left converse.

I think I’ve become addicted to watermelon bubble gum and the Scissor Sisters.

Why couldn’t I become addicted to something nice… something that gave me $20 bills with each use?

sigh.

Today was really fun.

I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment. I feel good because today I getting my lip pierced! Finally! Mom said I could and she’s signed the forms and EVERYTHING!

I’m so happy. I just found out that I have been accepted into Harvard. And Yale. I don’t know which to choose… oh, why is life so hard sometimes? Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda’s friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I’d post pictures, but my webcam is broken.

I want to tell the world that my girlfriend Amy is the bomb! She made pizza last night, and even though I burnt my lips on the cheese, it was awesome!!!

I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don’t do me justice. They can’t reject me, so I’m starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted).

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! I’m so ugly. Don’t look at my photos pleeeeeze. I want to say thanks to simon and Abbey and Dave and the other Simon for helping me on Saturday. You guys are the best. By the way, if you happen to find my wallet, keys or underwear, could you SMS me? Adrian has my number.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It’s amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you’re a moron.

That’s enough for now. But I’ll leave you with this thought – sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I’m beautiful.

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