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[rushton] i wonder if they still have yo mama jokes in star trek

[rushton] people would be like yo mama so fat she plugged a wormhole

[Aristan] yo mama so fat, it turns out Kirk’s continuing mission was to explore her other ass cheek.

[Aristan] Yo mama so stupid that when she meets Deanna Troi, Troi says ‘I got nothing’

[Aristan] Yo mama so ugly, that the borg said ‘You will be assimilated, your distintivness will not be added to our own.’

[Aristan] yo mama so ugly that the horta love her. Bitch turns everything to stone

[Aristan] Yo mama so ugly the Ferengi were like ‘Damn Bitch, put some clothes on’

[Aristan] yo Mama so ugly that the Vulcans changed their philosphy of life to ‘Infinite Diversity In Infinite Combinations… except that one’

This post is just a spring clean for the May Queen.

Backwards, fowards.

Backwards, fowards, backwards.

Suck, suckwards.

Foo, Foowards:

Satanic, satanicwards.

(now, if only I’d been able to find the Dolly Parton version of Stairway To Heaven without sending you over to April Winchell’s site…)

Mads, I’m puzzled.

I realize that most people think you’re doing a take on the 70’s, trying to look glam. But I know know the truth.

You’re Really Jem, aren’t you?

Madonna	Jem
Singing Star	Singing Star
Blonde Feathered Hair	Blonde & Pink Feathered Hair
A passion for purple and pink.	A passion for purple and pink
A single name.	A single name.
Used Video Technology to appear where she’s not	Used Holographic Technology to appear who she’s not
HUGE in the 80’s	HUGE in the 80’s
Arch Rival: Kylie, Various ‘It’ Girls	Arch Rival: The Misfits, Barbie
Runs a record company	Runs a record company
Eldest Daughter of an Engineer	Eldest Daughter of an Engineer
Mother died when young	Mother died when young
No Pants	No Pants

So, Mads… I realize Jem was patterned after you. But did you have to become her?

UPDATE (2/12): OMG, Trent linked me!!!!1111oneoneonefiveeleven!

Welcome all Pink Is The New Blog readers! You might like to read Hobbits Are Very Very Gay while you’re here! Feel free to leave comments or email me!

Just playing with photoshop & some filters. Really like the photo of Jake. Lots of brushes & filters to give a really grungy look.

I was practicing some photo retouching with a picture of my sister, and by editing her nose (which obviously comes from our father), I made my sister look almost exactly like our mother. It’s uncanny what a little photoshop and a splash of Genetics will do.

But my sister thinks the photo doesn’t do her justice and demanded its removal. Let’s be sure not to offend her in the slightest.

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Flock

Testing my copy of Flock. Nifty.

Valerie:

• Bulk Manager
• Bulk Guru
• Bulk Messiah (She keeps resurrecting the dried fruit. Stupid apples.)

Jamie:

• Bulk Coordinator
• Really Really Really Emo Bulk Manager (Pecans make her sad. She wrote a song about it and Rivers Cuomo wrote the chorus.)

Chante:

• Acting Supervisor To The Assistant For The Manager Of The Bulk Supervisor And Orange Buyer (But Not The Stupid Valencias)
• Bulk Prima Donna (YOU WILL SUBMIT!)

Debbie:

• Bulk Understudy
• Magical Princess Bulkina (She can turn you into Quinoa with a single thought. Just try her.)

Mia

• Manager In Charge Of Brazil Nuts (She’s from there, she should know)

Boris

• Bulk Break Coordinator (Back In Five)

Myself:

• Manager Of Unmanagable Things