Every single time I start Spaces, the desktop switcher in OS X, I’ve thought of this. Now, I have made it a reality.
Huh huh… you said Congress…
No Trackbacks!
It’s taken me over a week, but I have now been thru every entry of Malbela.Com and cut off all the trackbacks. Trackback Spam was slowing down the site. Seems speedier already!
Baby Got Book
Second Try
Yo Mama boldly goes…
[rushton] i wonder if they still have yo mama jokes in star trek
[rushton] people would be like yo mama so fat she plugged a wormhole
[Aristan] yo mama so fat, it turns out Kirk’s continuing mission was to explore her other ass cheek.
[Aristan] Yo mama so stupid that when she meets Deanna Troi, Troi says ‘I got nothing’
[Aristan] Yo mama so ugly, that the borg said ‘You will be assimilated, your distintivness will not be added to our own.’
[Aristan] yo mama so ugly that the horta love her. Bitch turns everything to stone
[Aristan] Yo mama so ugly the Ferengi were like ‘Damn Bitch, put some clothes on’
[Aristan] yo Mama so ugly that the Vulcans changed their philosphy of life to ‘Infinite Diversity In Infinite Combinations… except that one’
YouTube Regurge: NO STAIRWAY!
This post is just a spring clean for the May Queen.
Backwards, fowards.
Backwards, fowards, backwards.
Suck, suckwards.
Foo, Foowards:
Satanic, satanicwards.
(now, if only I’d been able to find the Dolly Parton version of Stairway To Heaven without sending you over to April Winchell’s site…)
Guys… the birds are dying. I’m so pissed. Cya L8r.
SQL nerds, HELP!
create view custrep (customer, street_add, csz) as select customer_name, street, rtrim(city)||', '||state||' '||zip from customer; clear columns column customer heading 'Customer|Name' format a40 column street_add heading 'Customer|Address' format A13 column csz heading 'Customer|City/State/Zip' format A25 set linesize 80 set pagesize 50 select * from custrep;
Madonna: Truly Truly Truly Outrageous.
Mads, I’m puzzled.
I realize that most people think you’re doing a take on the 70′s, trying to look glam. But I know know the truth.
You’re Really Jem, aren’t you?
| Madonna | Jem |
|---|---|
| Singing Star | Singing Star |
| Blonde Feathered Hair | Blonde & Pink Feathered Hair |
| A passion for purple and pink. | A passion for purple and pink |
| A single name. | A single name. |
| Used Video Technology to appear where she’s not | Used Holographic Technology to appear who she’s not |
| HUGE in the 80′s | HUGE in the 80′s |
| Arch Rival: Kylie, Various ‘It’ Girls | Arch Rival: The Misfits, Barbie |
| Runs a record company | Runs a record company |
| Eldest Daughter of an Engineer | Eldest Daughter of an Engineer |
| Mother died when young | Mother died when young |
No Pants |
No Pants |
So, Mads… I realize Jem was patterned after you. But did you have to become her?
UPDATE (2/12): OMG, Trent linked me!!!!1111oneoneonefiveeleven!
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