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Just playing with photoshop & some filters. Really like the photo of Jake. Lots of brushes & filters to give a really grungy look.

I was practicing some photo retouching with a picture of my sister, and by editing her nose (which obviously comes from our father), I made my sister look almost exactly like our mother. It’s uncanny what a little photoshop and a splash of Genetics will do.

But my sister thinks the photo doesn’t do her justice and demanded its removal. Let’s be sure not to offend her in the slightest.

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Testing my copy of Flock. Nifty.

Valerie:

• Bulk Manager
• Bulk Guru
• Bulk Messiah (She keeps resurrecting the dried fruit. Stupid apples.)

Jamie:

• Bulk Coordinator
• Really Really Really Emo Bulk Manager (Pecans make her sad. She wrote a song about it and Rivers Cuomo wrote the chorus.)

Chante:

• Acting Supervisor To The Assistant For The Manager Of The Bulk Supervisor And Orange Buyer (But Not The Stupid Valencias)
• Bulk Prima Donna (YOU WILL SUBMIT!)

Debbie:

• Bulk Understudy
• Magical Princess Bulkina (She can turn you into Quinoa with a single thought. Just try her.)

Mia

• Manager In Charge Of Brazil Nuts (She’s from there, she should know)

Boris

• Bulk Break Coordinator (Back In Five)

Myself:

• Manager Of Unmanagable Things

Here are some photos I’ve collected with my phone cam lately. Click to see the big one.

Damn Buggies, always eating children.

I suggest simply shoving the bottles down your top.

I remember when gumball machines just gave out gum and didn’t rip off charities dedicated to a celebrity’s testicles.

I have a cold in my chestal area.

Over at Pink Is The New Blog, Trent is linking to the new Madonna video. She plays DDR.

Or rather, she dances on a DDR machine.

Wow, love… you’re officially in 1998. Wanna come to my house and play it on PS1?

Did this a while back, posted to flickr… I really need to post links to more of my stuff over their.

I like this one, really simple to do. But I swear there’s a use for this image and Cooper Black.

Here’s a set of pictures of Hayden Christiansen I edited.

Usually, I’m not the one to talk… but Dude. I mean… really.

(Warning, video & sound. Safe for work unless your coworkers have musical taste.)

1. Pat Benetar – Hell Is For Children
2. White Zombie – More Human Than Human
3. Rocky Horror Picture Show Cast – The Time Warp
4. The Batman Theme
5. ‘Ding, Dong The Witch Is Dead’ remix
6. Madonna – Fever
7. Eagles – Witchy Woman
8. Marilyn Manson – I Put A Spell On You
9. 20 minutes of owls, cackling, and creaking doors with a heavy bass line
10. The Addams Family Theme

Ok… things are improving… here’s a joke via BoingBoing

Q: What is George Bush’s position on Roe v. Wade?

A: Bush doesn’t really care how people get out of New Orleans!